Batman Demo by Defiers
O MR. FREEZE! HE HE! WHEN I WILL PRESS I WILL MAKE THIS READY BEFORE THE MEETI - PANDA OF DEFIERS PRESENTS: BATMAN DEMO. OH NO THE RIDDLE STRIKES AGAINST BATMAN! ROBIN, HAVE WE GOT ANY RIDDLES? YES, 'WHAT KIND OF DOG CAN YOU EAT?' AH HA! I'VE GOT IT! IT'S A HOT DOG. NOW TO THE BAT MOBIL. DRIVE TO THE HOT DOG MOTEL. 'TIME PASSES' I CAN SEE HIM! OH, HE HAS GOT 10 GUARDS. LET'S FIGHT!!! 'POW SOCK THUD SMOCK BANG ZWAMM BLAM ZOT' GOOD, NOW WE'VE GOT THE RIDDLE!! NOT SO FAST, BATMAN. OH NO MR. FREEZE! HE HE! WHEN I WILL PRESS THIS BUTTON, YOU WILL FREEZE UNTIL YOU WILL DIE! 'KLICK'! 'BRRR, IT'S COLD, BATMAN!' YES, YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN, ROBIN! AHH LET'S LIGHT A MATCH, SO WE CAN GET WARM. OK. MMM THAT WAS NICE!! NOW TO THE BATCAVE!! 'IN THE BATCAVE' OHH HERE'S A NOTE, IT READS: 'WHAT'S BIGGER THAN MOUNT EVEREST?' DO YOU GOT THE ANSWEAR, ROBIN? YES, SAMANTHA FOX'S MELONS!!!' WHAT?!?! 'HER TITS!!!' GOOD ROBIN!! NOW TO THE BATMOBIL! WILL BATMAN AND ROBIN COME IN TIME? WILL SAMANTHA LOSE HER TITS? SEE BATMAN, NEXT BATWEEK, THE SAME BATTIME AND THE SAME BATCHANNEL!!!' THE END! - J[E/C^E[E/C^E/E^C E/E^C - PANDA OF DEFIERS PRESENTS: BATMAN DEMO. ////H, URRK! WHY AM I DOING A DEMO FROM A SUCH STUPID AND BAD TV SHOW? I KEEP ASKING MYSELF THAT!! AND WHAT ABOUT THE ACTORS? THEY ARE JUST SO BAD, THAT I WOULD SCREEM IF I WOULD MEET THEM! I HAVEN'T DECIDED IF I SHALL MAKE THE BATMAN TUNE BY MYSELF, OR RIP A TUNE. TOMORROW I'M GOING TO A HACKER-PARTY IN R]] (HELSINGBORG, ARRANGED BY NORTH STAR), EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT IT! I HOPE THAT I WILL MAKE THIS READY BEFORE THE MEETING, OR AT LEAST AT THE MEETING... WELL, IN DEFIERS 8 PERSONS ARE COMING, (PANDA (ME), YABBA, WIZ, PARROT, NIZZE, MONOPOLY CPU AND DARK HELMET!!!) (THE REST OF US COULDN'T COME!!) I HAVE TO STOP WRITING NOW, SO GOODBYE FROM PANDA OF DEFIERS! - COPYRIGHT 1988 BY DEFIERS!!! BY THE WAY, READ THE TEXT UPSTAIRS, BECAUSE IT'S VERY FUNNY (I THINK...... AND I HOPE YOU THINK SO TOO..) BYE........ -